STUPID JOWKS

DRAMA ON A RADIO
ENGLISH VERSION

LORENA: don’t touch me berting , you are hurting me! My hair is mess and I’m resisting right now

BERTING: Tell me lorena, while am hugging you getting tighter and holding you getting tighter.

LORENA: Stop it BERTING I can see a knife now on the table, and suddenly I grab it to stab you, I got the knife now, I stab you now…

BERTING: AAAAAHHHHHH…. You stab me in my stomach and now am bleeding and am going to die. Ahhh am dead..

Thank god there is a TV

TAGLOG VERSION

LORENA: huwag mo ako hawakan berting, nasasaktan ako! Magulo na ang buhok ko at pumapalag ako ngayun na!

BERTING: magtapat ka lorena, habang lalong humihigpit ang hawak ko sa u!

LORENA: tama na berting may nakikita akong ngayun kutsilyo sa mesa, kukunin ko ito at bigla ko ito kong isasaksak sau.. ayan…. Nakuha ko na… sinasaksak na kita

BERTING: aaaaaaahhhhhh… sinasaksak mo ako sa tiyan, ito ngayuy nagdurugu at mamamatay na ako. Ayan… patay na ako…

Buti nlng my tv

BISAYA VERSION

LORENA: ayaw ko kapti berting, nasakitan ko! Gubot na akng buhok ug gapalag ko karon dayun.

BERTING: mag ingon ka ug tinuod lorena, samtang ning hugot akng pagka-kugos nimu.

LORENA: sakto na berting naakoy nakit an nga kutsilyo sa lamisahan,kuwaon naku ni ug kalit naku nimu iduslok sa imoha, na naduslok na tka ug kutsilyo kay nakuha naku ang kutsilyo..

BERTING: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh… giduslok ko nimu sa tiyan, karon kay gadugo na akng tiyan ug mamatay na ako ani… ayan matay naku…

Maayu kay nay tv

MOOD 1

silence is not the absence of sound
it's the presence of what you can't express...
and in my silence,
I'm here that u can imagine

Swim W/ DOLPHINS at Missamis Occidental AQUAMARINE Park

april 26 was the day we went at MOAP..
it was fun and great swim with the dolphins. the 3 of us me, ate ting and POPONG..
the snorkeling was the great things we had experience. actually swim with the dolphins it didn't satisfied to me although 15 minutes then u had to pay 250. its to expensive grrrrrrrrr..
after we tried snorkeling it was great than swim with the DOLPHINS..
so sad we couldn't take a picture along the sea or in a water... huhuhuhu
but it was great going there...
i really want to go there bringing with someone else.. wish i could. but soon
hahahahahha
great going back there again and again.
it was great summer outing and unwind..

ABOUT MISSAMIS OCCIDENTAL AQUAMARINE PARK

HISTORY
Legislative Act No. 3537 passed on November 2, 1929 divided the old province of Misamis into Misamis Occidental and Misamis Oriental. The Occidental comprised the towns of Baliangao, Lopez Jaena, Tudela, Clarin, Plaridel, Oroquieta, Aloran, Jimenez, and Misamis. The original nine (9) municipalities of the province of Misamis Occidental grew into the present three cities of Ozamiz, Oroquieta and Tangub and the fourteen (14) municipalities of Aloran, Baliangao, Bonifacio, Calamba, Clarin, Concepcion, Don Victoriano, Jimenez, Lopez Jaena, Panaon, PLaridel, Sapang Dalaga, Sinacaban and Tudela with a total of 490 barangays.

The name "Misamis" is believed to have been derived from the Subano word "Kuyamis" which is a variety of sweeto coconut - the staple food of the early settlers in this place. During the years the name persisted as an inference of the geographical location and upon the advent of the Spanish settlers, the word "kuyamis" easily gave way to the more convenient pronounceable but corrupted word "Misamis".

VISION
Misamis Occidental - A major provider of agri-aqua based food, raw materials, industrial finished products and one of the eco-tourism centers in Mindanao through optimum and responsible utilization of resources.

PLAN OBJECTIVES ( 2005-2010)
Reference: The 5-year Development Plan of Provincial Planning and Development

Office

1. To be the country's or even Asia's potent producer of aquaculture products.
2. To become the country's or even Asia's tourist destination.
3. To attain a sufficient production of rice, corn, vegetables and other agricultural crops and subsequently become a potent provider.
4. To maintain a balanced eco-system through the conservation of the province's pristine environment.
5. To enhance the delivery of basic social services through a more systematic identification and coordinated implementation of critical community projects along health, nutrition, education/skills training, social welfare, housing and others

© 2004 http://www.misocc.gov.ph

TELEPHONE: 63(088) 5311333 • FAX: 63(088) 5311632 • ADDRESS: Capitol Building, 7207 Oroquieta City